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May. 20th, 2010 @ 01:32 pm It's Not Happening Right

Okay, so I saw The Happening...

Good for you
1(16.7%)
You poor thing
3(50.0%)
What did you think?
2(33.3%)

When did all the Southern people move into New Jersey?

South Jersey has a redneck relocation program with Texas
0(0.0%)
Maybe it was tourist season
2(33.3%)
Maybe Mark Wahlberg has a natural affinity to look for Southerners in New Jersey
4(66.7%)

Is New York City normally known to have a higher instance of people-killing plants than the acres of wetlands and woodlands in a location known as "THE GARDEN STATE"?

Yes
1(16.7%)
No, but it's a movie
3(50.0%)
"Jersey Shore" kept all those plants at bay.
0(0.0%)
Now that I think about it, why *didn't* they go to the shore?
2(33.3%)

Is there a reason people were so obsessed with math after they were infected?

Plants have PhDs in math
1(16.7%)
Math = Death
1(16.7%)
Shaymalan thought IT WOULD BE A TWIST
3(50.0%)
assfingers' parents were murdered by an asymptote, and he vowed revenge for the criminal acts of formulas
1(16.7%)

And why the Northeastern area of the US, followed by France?

Plants hate hipsters (who doesn't)
6(100.0%)
Plants hate blue states
0(0.0%)

Can you outrun the wind?

Yes, if plants control it
1(16.7%)
No
1(16.7%)
Yes, I am secretly The Flash
2(33.3%)
I can break wind in retaliation!
2(33.3%)

Doesn't the sun control the wind?

Pft, that's just your right-wing mindset telling you THE TRUTH
1(16.7%)
It does, in reality
1(16.7%)
The plants created a wind-controlling device. They are secretly the smartest creatures in THE UNIVERSE
1(16.7%)
Mark Wahlberg keeps running into the wind ever since that tragic day he saw Nicholas Cage run into a beehive sanctuary screaming "NO! NOT THE BEES!!!"
3(50.0%)

Do you think assfingers likes this movie?

Yes, because he is dumb
1(16.7%)
Yes, because I bribed him to with pie
0(0.0%)
No, because he has common sense
1(16.7%)
No, but he did want to see "What's Happening: The Movie"
0(0.0%)
No, but he did like "What's Happening(in My Pants), Volume 5"
4(66.7%)
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From:runstaverun
Date:May 20th, 2010 08:31 pm (UTC)
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I saw that in the theater. As I was walking out I was thinking that it wasn't so bad ... then over the next few days it just got worse and worse in my mind, until I'd realized it had been pretty horrible.
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From:zesty_pinto
Date:May 21st, 2010 02:17 am (UTC)
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I've come to realize that Shaymalan movies tend to suffer from quick deterioration after more than one viewing. Not just because of the spoiled twist, but because you start to question all the other parts to the puzzle that you never really considered but make no damn sense. I know it sure as hell happened to me with Signs and I'm afraid to give Sixth Sense another watch because of it.
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From:thehousesparrow
Date:May 22nd, 2010 06:41 pm (UTC)
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YOU MUST SEE THIS.